All these blogs about being
perfect, staying young and attractive make me want to start a revolution.
They give women
advice on how to stay slim by never eating so much that you feel full, always
stay hungry (yes that seems like a healthy diet!!), exercise 2 hours a day with
a personal trainer (who can afford that??).
Rinse your skin 3
times a day (when can a working girl find the time for that??), spend hours and
hours a day picking all unwanted hair off your body (that means that I will be
spending 75% of my life picking hair, is that really what life is all about???)
Your nails should
always be in perfect condition which means you need to have them fixed by a
professional once a week, go to the hairdresser every second week, get a
massage every other week to maintain your flexibility (the sub-meaning of that
is that you should be a karma-sutra goddess in bed!).
You should use 35
different types of moisturizer and cream to keep your skin smooth, elastic and
At social events
you may take a glass of wine but make it last for about 4 hours (it is filled
with those horrible calories!!) and make sure that you exercise an hour longer
the day after and drink 3 extra liters of water to rinse it out of your system.
Always walk like
you have 10 men behind you (who the f... cares???)
Make sure you are
a good listener, never persist in stating your own opinion and always encourage
and support your man (what century are we living in???)
Don't be aggressive
that is simply not attractive in a woman. Be understanding and caring.
Always keep your
house spotless, you never know who will come for a surprise visit
These are just
some of the advice you are given on different blogs in 2013!!!
I say - no man on earth is worth all that trouble but if a man is willing to do all that for ME then I'll give it a go!!!